Everyones favorite fat feline shares his catty comments on everything from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. nIn Garfields Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. n Sleep -- The best 18 hours of my day n Coffee -- Mother Natures Jumper Cables n Dogs -- They contain 90% of the worlds drool supply. n Love -- ...is splitting the last piece of pizza. n Exercise -- My favorite spectator sport. n Mondays -- The armpit of days. n Golf -- Thats Scottish for AAARGH!n