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n nBE WARNED: this book has so much fucking death in it its unbelievable n Theres a whole truckload of death Theres more death in this book than ten 9/11s combined You know the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where all the Nazis faces melt off? Its like that but for an entire book. n n It all starts with a school shooting where a bunch of teens totally get massacred like a bunch of little crybabies. Its brutal as fuck But as if that wasnt enough, these massacred millennials GO TO HELL OH MY GOD (or lack thereof). Not only that, but the school shooter dies too and follows them there Hes still shooting at them, but this time, if they die--they die FOREVER. (NO WAY ) Well meet several demons as they travel through the nine circles of Hell, and theyre all totally cool as fuck Youve got Beelzebub, the demon lord of bugs Hes the shit. And youve got Lucifer, the Lord of Light (and a total dick ) Asmodeus--the lord of perversity. I could go on and on, but trust me, theyre all so totally evil youll think youre literally seeing the number 666 on every page n n Hell of Death is an offensive, hilarious adventure through the depths of Hell where Satan is like your cool older brother. And at the center of it all is the Hell House, Hells version of the White House, with its own president and everything. So its all political and shit, too. But not too political. Theres literally a scene where you cant even keep reading anymore because a pit opens beneath you and screaming demons pull you down into the abyss YOULL DIE HOLY SHIT Dont read this book without drawing an upside cross on your forehead and a pentagram on the floor. Yell out Hail Satan after every page if you want to survive And if you dont even want to live anymore, then kill yourself with the special Hell of Death razor blade (sold separately). Satan will be waiting for you n SATAN WAITS FOR US ALL n
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