This takes the form of Toms battered homework diary - crammed with n his doodles and stories. n n No school for two whole weeks! (Yeah!) I can forget ALL about lessons n (and irritating things like Marcus Meldrew). And concentrate n on good stuff like: Inventing new ways to annoy my sister Delia. n (So many). Band practice for DOGZOMBIES (with my mate Derek). Watching n TV and eating caramel wafers. Eating caramel wafers and watching n TV. Excellent. n n Unfortunately a couple of small problems called the dentist and my n big weirdo sister, Delia, seem to be getting in the way of my BRILLIANT n plans . . . n