Very British Problems are sweeping the nation like never before. They are in our homes, in our Zoom calls, in the queue for the supermarket, in our schools, cafes, parks, rivers, cities, towns, villages, glove boxes, sock drawers . . Basically, theyre inescapable. There is no vaccine. There is no cure. So there we have it, were stuck with the malady of Britishness for the foreseeable. Nightmare, isnt it?